feed me seymore

feed me nao

ouo

tresaisaspecialflower:

shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

screams literally me when i try to rap this song

justfineonthetop:

terrastar12:

strive-for-equality:

mattypi-mcfrostingeater:

thisawfullybigadventure:

“The Ball Bed” the world’s first morphable bed, consisting of plush spheres that are connected by elastic bands, allowing you to twist and bend them in any way imaginable.

NEED.

O.O
there is no way to explain these things i am feeling. 

HOLY FUCK

COULD YOU IMAGINE THE SEX YOU COULD HAVE ON THIS THING

THIS THING IS THE BASTARD CHILD OF SCIENCE AND THE KAMA SUTRA

(Source: sweetdisposiition)

(Source: nddrone)

calsridiculousfantrolls:

{Mom look I fit! Now I can eat everything! :D}

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

westernscribbler:

sea-dwellers:

shaburdies:

kingcheddarxvii:

A comic about being happy for those who grow into their talents faster than you did

Don’t be petty, it’s not a competition

But it’s okay to weep a little on the inside, that’s cool

me when meeting tumblr users areu and coffeefrank and proceeding to make a fool out of myself in front of them when i learned their ages and they came up and did print trades and im so happy

sometimes I feel like that girl too

dude

no

it is a compeition

didn’t you know

life is a competition

to be the best

(psst i’m losing btw)

sassy-gay-karkat:

a deep quote by youtube user WAHHHHHH666

(Source: theworstfeferi)

apathytowardsbullshit:

I done a cake.

oncelerlaughingalonewithpancakes:

crazyinksplatter:

She flew away when I went to clean her cage.

She’s a wonderful little adorable thing. She’s a bit of a bitch too, but yea. I love her. She lets me nuzzle her, and scratch her head and helps me a bit with my depression.

thneed-ler:

NOW HE PIUT IT IN MY MOMS BATHROOMK AND SHE SCREAME D TOO FCUK IM GONNA PISS

azureattacker:

pfff i saw this episode

So damn funny

(Source: ejacutastic)

(Source: xxlocalibbersxx)

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( Once again, I doooooo :v Leto Atreides ))

skypename because there are fourty two of you :v

Thanks.

Walking around the woods.